suitard

It was 2023. FTX was dust, BTC was scraping 19k. Retail had long vanished, but a few die-hard retard(io)s refused to admit they missed their shot. They were still slugging it out in the trenches. A bunch of those retards went full retard and stumbled upon Sui.

They could sense their thirst for real innovation and asymmetric gainz in brYpTO was finally coming true. They started grinding and kept grinding. Cringe $FAPTOS went to 20 and but these retards? They kept holding capys, bullsharks and narwhals in hope of magical airdrop payday.

Nothing happened ofc, eggdeniyi did his best but no one is big enough to fight the wrath of a bear market. The game is to survive! eggdeniyi became dank and degenerate over time, from #noairdropnocommunity he went to a blub blub blub guy. And same happened with those retard users.

The farmers fucked off to get fucked by another L1/L2/L3 but the retards who stuck? Oh they made it! They’re buying random shit and raking profits, they’re aping gaming devices, hitting parties with Steve aoki! They;re no longer your ‘cutesy’ suifrens anymore, they’re suitards!